big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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