In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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