So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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