dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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