doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Operation Purity has been aborted
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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