You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks