i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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