I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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