so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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