Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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