you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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