I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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