im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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