Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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