I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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