Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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