We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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