This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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