And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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