do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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