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I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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