You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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