i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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