Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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