Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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