i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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