i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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