yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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