so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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