so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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