she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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