Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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