I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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