This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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