They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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