Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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