It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
True college students do jello shots in the library
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