Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.