I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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