Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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