So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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