hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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