what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We left an ass print on the piano.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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