I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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