lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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