HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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