This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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