Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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