So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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