Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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