dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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