I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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