so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My vagina is officially offended.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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