the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Who died my cat blue again?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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