Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
now i know why i became what i already was.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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