Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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